Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
