Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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