That's when you crack a 10am beer
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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