You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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