My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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