reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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