Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
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