Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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