OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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