he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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