The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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