from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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