My brain says no but my pants say off.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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