I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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