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sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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