Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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