Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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