He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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