S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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