no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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