maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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