What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
How external is "for external use only"?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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