But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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