Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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