8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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