how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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