I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
