next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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