No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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