i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Randomize
