And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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