It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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