Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Dear god my vagina.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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