so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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