Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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