I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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