Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
