That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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