Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Randomize
