And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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