Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
So here I am, sexting at work.
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