Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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