Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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