I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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