do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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