You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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