i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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