i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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