Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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