do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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