The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
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