dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
a search helicopter?!
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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